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I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

By Tucker Max ( Citadel Press )

Release Date: 2006-01-01
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My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world. —from the Introduction Actual reader feedback:

"I am completely baffled as to how you can congratulate yourself for being a womanizer and a raging drunk, or think anyone cares about an idiot like you. Do you really think that exploiting the insecurities of others while getting wasted is a legitimate thing to offer?"

"Thank you, thank you, thank you—for sharing with us your wonderful tales of drunken revelry, for teaching me what it means to be a man, for just existing so I know that there is another option; I too can say ‘screw the system’ and be myself and have fun. My life truly began when I finished reading your stories. Now, when faced with a quandary about what course of action I should take, I just ask myself, ‘What Would Tucker Do?’—and I do it, and I am a better man for it."

"I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don’t believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist."

"I’ll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You’re an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you."

"You are the coolest person I can even imagine existing. If you slept with my girlfriend, it'd make me love her more."

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Misleading ( sstalia )
I must caveat this review by saying I only read a little over half the book. I borrowed the book during a deployment when reading material was scarce. The stories were mildly amusing and the writing was mediocre at best. No shining one liners and the prose was entirly forgettable. The stories are all pretty much the same, A guy gets drunk and has sex or makes a fool of himself publicly or some variation of that formula. All in all not a very good book and not worth reading.
The other irritating thing about this book is that the author claims that all the stories are true. They are not. There are twelve chapters or stories in the book. I read seven. Five of the seven stories I read, I had heard told previously by several different people, most in the early to mid 90s. They are the kind of stories that start "My brother told me about this guy in his frat who"-insert drinking/sex/humiliation story here. They are frat boy urban legends. I went to college in arkansas and have been in the army for 12 years. So it is highly unlikely that I was hearing stories about the author. It seems like the big selling point of this book is that the stories are true. When you take that away, all you have left is a poorly written book of urban legend drinking stories that have been floating around for years.

An easy 5 stars...... ( alexferrugia )
Hilarious and entertaining. Too crude for my taste at times, but 90% of the time I apprecaite Tucker Max's sense of humor. I must have laughed out loud at least 30 times reading this piece of work...definitely one of my favorite books I've read in the last few years.

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell
Outragiously funny, but morally wrong. This guy is truly a bad person (It even says so repetedly in the book) but, some of the stories are so funny. My roomies and I couldn't stop laughing. If you're a guy- you'll love it. If not, well, it's a good read.

The only book I have ever thrown out.
This book is the worst book I have ever had the misfortune of owning. The writer is crude and disgusting and enjoys abusing women. After the third story I had to remove the book from my house to feel clean again.

Tucker Max is rude, crude, narcissistic.....
Tucker Max is rude, crude, narcissistic and awesome. I love the web site and loved this book. I was in tears laughing so hard.